I miss Suddenly Susan, and Road to Avonlea I miss polio, scurvy, and TB I miss Pauly Fuemana, the guy from OMC I miss all of these things More than I miss you I miss Milli Vanilli, I miss Tears for Fears I miss Brittany Murphy, damn, I wish that she was here I miss Tony Danza from Who's the Boss and Cheers I miss all of these people More than I miss you You kicked my dog You ate my cheese You stabbed my balls And stole my car You lost my pen You bit my cat You torched my barn And burnt my toast You killed my mom You fart too much You ripped my jeans And sold my shoes You dropped my lamp You soiled my shirt You sell kids drugs You smell like beef You broke my heart You know I miss Atlantis, my home under the sea I miss the Zellers restaurant, I miss West Germany What happened to Czechoslovakia? It's still a mystery I miss all of these places More than I miss you

Putting on my silk shirt, lacing up my dancing shoes, Doing up my tight pants, got nothing to lose. I'm gonna light the dance floor on fire. Filling up my fanny pack, gotta make a cocktail. Danger too the ladies, my technic never fails. I'm gonna light the dance floor on fire. Pouring out the gasoline, lighting up a flame Things are getting hot in here, cause I just burnt this place to the ground. I just set the dance floor on fire. I just literally set the dance floor on fire. "Now wait just a minute" "un-huh" "you mean to tell me you just killed hundreds of innocent people" "besides singing, my second love is burning people" "now I have just one question for you about this about this" "mmm-hmm" "I don't wanna know why you do it, I don't wanna know why you are they way you are, I just wanna know one little piece of information" "un-huh" "I want you to tell me, right now, what's next?" I'm gonna put on my black turtle neck, dig out my favorite beret. I'm fill up the sink with gasoline, and burn this place down as well. I'm gonna set the jazz club on fire! I'm gonna set the jazz club on fire! I'm gonna set the jazz club on fire!!!!!

Hey Kid, whatcha got there? Is that an apple? Come here I got something to tell ya! I see you got an apple you're excited about, it's crunchy and delicious, there ain't no doubt. You're polishing that thing in the palm of your hand, and I know you're excited to show your friends. There's just one thing that you gotta understand..... It all turns brown in the end Hey there lonely lady I see your cat just died, I know it made you sad, I know you cried. I know he was the kitty that you loved the most, and you're probably hoping he's a kitty ghost. But there's just one thing that you gotta understand..... It all turns brown in the end Hey there buddy I see you got a new Honda, and you're gonna go pick up your girlfriend Wanda. She's looking real good, yeah she's looking hot, and I'm talking about your car cause your girlfriends not. There's just one thing that you gotta understand..... It all turns brown in the end Looky here mister politician man, I know you got policies I know you got plans. You're gonna change the world gonna make it better, you're gonna line the pockets of your cashmere sweater. There's just one thing that you gotta understand..... It all turns brown in the end Listen up people and hear my voice, You think you got free will and you think you got choice. You think you make a difference with the things you do, but I'm here to tell that it isn't true. There's just one thing that you gotta understand..... It all turns brown in the end

Riding down the road and everything's cool, Everything is cool when you're riding down the road. It's not just some things that are cool when you're riding down the road, Everything is cool when it's the road you're riding down. Riding down the road and all the girls are hot, all the girls are hot when you're riding down the road. It's not just some girls that are hot when you're riding down the road, All the girls are hot when it's the road you're riding down. Riding down the road Everything is cool All the girls are hot Riding down the road Riding down the road and our hair is fucking huge, all our hair is fucking huge when we're riding down the road. It's not just my hair that is huge when we're riding down the road, All our hair is huge when it's the road you're riding down. Riding down the road and we're all fucked up on coke, We're all fucked up on coke when we're riding down the road. It's not just me that's high on coke when we're riding down the road, We're all fucked up on coke when it's the road we're riding down. Riding down the road Hair is fucking huge All fucked up on coke Riding down the road Riding down the road Everything is cool All the girls are hot All fucked up on coke Hair is fucking huge!

I like it when you bring me these dead presents At my door At my door I hate it when you feed me these hard pellets Feed me more Feed me more Well I don't know much but I know that I'm a human and you're a cat Go clean my litterbox 'cause I just shat And I don't really care for you I like it when my fuzzy buddy cuddles At my feet At my feet All I see when I am looking at you Is meat You're made of meat These dead presents are a really funny habit My buddy once brought me a bunny rabbit I had to use my teeth 'cause I couldn't stab it You just threw it away My tiny little fuzzy monkey buddy She's got such grace She's got such grace If I ever get a little bigger I'll eat your face I'll eat your face Well I don't really care that you don't do tricks Of all the kitties in the world you'd be my pick I'll never forgive you for getting me fixed I'm just biding my time

What do I do now? What do I do now? Zombies came and ate all my friends. I'm so lonely I'm so lonely Will their hunger never end? Chris grew up just down the road from me We went to school together since grade three But I killed him with a shovel Zombies ain't your friends no more INSTRUMENTAL I'll admit that parts of this apocalypse are good I never have to brush my teeth even though I should I don't have to wait in line at the DMV Instead I spend my waking hours running from zombies I had tickets to see Weezer The zombies' timing couldn't be worse Zombie Weezer wasn't very good Though they still played "Say It Ain't So" If there's one thing that you all should know When you're fighting zombies all alone What do we do now? What do we do now? Zombies came and ate all our friends Pack a suitcase Find a broadsword Broadswords don't need bullets to work