Lace up your skates boy, get down on the ice Cause it's game time, on hockey night. In Canada..... Skate around, get the puck, score a goal, win the cup Cause it's game time and you gotta get in the game. In Canada..... Overtime is nice, shootouts, they are better If you're a real fan you'll buy a hockey sweater. In Canada..... You might lose you're teeth, you might break your nose You may start a doughnut chain and call it Timmy Ho's. In Canada..... In Canada..... In Canada.....

Let me tell you about a place, where everybody gets their way. Doesn't matter if you're straight or gay, Cause you know at the end of the day. You can go to the..... Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club, Incorporated. Sitting round the table with all of the guys, telling fishing stories, telling little white lies. It's a place to go when you got the blues, cause there ain't no fees or union dues. A glass of cold beer and a round of darts, a game of crazy eights and you're the king of hearts. We'll stay out late until a half past ten, and then we'll wake up tomorrow and go again. To the.... Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club, Incorporated. Got drinks on the table, and a deer on the wall, got an old jukebox at the end of the hall. Tony's at the bar and he's filling my cup, I hope my son comes here when he grows up. To the.... Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club Old Reliable Pleasure Club, Incorporated.

Cloudy is a gray cat, Sophie is the black one. They will wait, until you die, they will eat you're bodies, before they decompose. Cloudy is a gray cat, Sophie is the black one. They will wait, until you die, they will eat you're bodies, before they decompose.

What should we do, with this body that we found, down by the river, do you think that he drowned? What a surprise, the worms ate out his eyes, check out his shoes, looks like they're your size! We can chop him up, burn him, poke with a stick, I've never looked at a dead man's dick, hey Dan I dare ya to give him a lick. Alight! Did you ever see, Weekend At Bernie's? That's one of the thing you can do, If you find a dead body. What could you charge, for these old body parts? He got a liver, a kidney, maybe a lung and I think he still got his heart! Would we go to jail, if we put him in the mail, send him to your ex girlfriend, in a garbage pail? Tossed behind bars, maybe we took it a little to far, when we took that body, out of the river, and put it in the trunk of your car! We can chop him up, burn him, poke with a stick, I've never looked at a dead man's dick, hey Dan I dare ya to give him a lick. Alight!

He's a rock and roll jambon, he's a piece of ham He's rockin' the free world like only a piece of ham can He know where he comes from (he comes from a pig) And he won't forget it when he makes it to the top His momma always told him, "Go to school, study hard, get a job." But what was she expecting? She named her son Rock and Roll Jambon He said, "I'm gonna be a star mom. I'm gonna see the world." "You'll see me on the radio." But he didn't understand that was impossible because he's a piece of ham and he doesn't have any eyes He didn't have any eyes He didn't have any eyes He didn't have any eyes He's a piece of ham He didn't have any eyes He didn't have any eyes He didn't have any eyes He's a piece of ham Rock and Roll Jambon packed up everything that he owned and put it in his sky blue Coleman cooler He put on his shades 'cause they made him look cooler The lady at the truckstop sold him some ice for his cooler and said, "Hey, could you look any cooler?" She thought she was making a funny joke, but he didn't pick up on it, and the situation became a little bit awkward Situation was awkward Situation was awkward Situation was awkward He's a piece of ham He didn't get the joke He didn't get the joke He didn't get the joke 'Cause he's a piece of ham Rock and Roll Jambon took the stage at an open mic at a vegetarian restaurant He got two chords in, and the mic went dead The manager came over to him and said "We don't serve your kind here, so you'd best get up and leave." You'd best get up and leave You'd best get up and leave You'd best get up and leave You're a piece of ham We don't serve your kind here We don't serve your kind here We don't serve your kind here You're a piece of ham He tried to leave He tried to leave He tried to leave But he's a piece of a ham He didn't have any legs He didn't have any legs He didn't have any legs 'Cause he's a piece of ham What do you do when you're a piece of ham And you want to sell a million records But you spend your days hanging out in the deli case At the supermarket? What do you do when you're a piece of ham And you want to go on tour But you spend your days hanging out in the deli case At the supermarket? What do you do when you're a piece of ham And you want to sell a million records But you spend your days hanging out in the deli case With the cheese and the poultry? You expire next week! He was a rock and roll jambon, he was a piece of ham

I'm gonna pop some corn. If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna take a drive, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna floss my gums, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna mow the lawn, If you know what I mean?! What will I do What will I do What will I do What will I do What will you do What will you do What will you do I'm gonna shave my nuts, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna buy some lube, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna get you drunk, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna fuck your ass, If you know what I mean?! What will I do What will I do What will I do What will I do What will you do What will you do What will you do I'm gonna talk to Keith, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna use the phone, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna ask about his mom, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna she if she is well, If you know what I mean?! What will I do What will I do What will I do What will I do What would you do What would you do What would you do I'm gonna rent some porn, If you know what I mean?! I'm gonna sit on my hand, , If you know what I mean?! Until my hand goes numb, Tony Danza knows what I mean!

When he steps through the reeds, with a fist full of seeds, and his bag of unsharpened skates. You'd know he's the man, with the seeds in his hand, by the look of his wrinkled old face. He's madder than hell, with a bag you can smell, all the way round the edge of the lake. With his fist full of seeds, where he steps through the reeds, with a bag full of unsharpened skates. When he walks through the lakes, it's his time that he takes and he's holding a fist full of seeds. There's a bag full of unsharpened skates on his back, Where it is he steps through the reeds. He's wrinkled and old, with a fist full of seeds, where he wanders around in the lake. And he's angry indeed as he steps through the reeds with a bag full of unsharpened skates.